LAST UPDATE: November 17th, 2000
The Bat-Computer Back Ups
This section has all kinds of Batusi treats like an interview with the creators of this site. They are the internet Batusi pioneers and we intend to also show you how villains respond to the Batusi. Sorry, Egghead was not available for comment. We also have a listing of all the Bat-images and Bat-sounds on this site. Also this site is excellent for Adam West info!
The Original Batusi Fan Club FAQ
Tim, Arune what were you on when you made this site?
- Well, we actually were sitting in our grade 11 English class (which we worked SO hard in) and we were taking a break from the rigors of MDHS schooling. While discussing the deeper meaning of life, we both realized that the Batusi was our shared epiphany as youngsters. It instilled us with the confidence to overcome our "cootie phase" and seeing a rich man in tights dancing showed us no matter how weird we were, we could be rich!
So why have a Batusi Fan Club?
- We knew that we had to share our knowledge with the world. This site exists to make the world a better place by giving people of all ages a chance to break free from societal shackles keeping them down.
What about John Travolta mimicking the dance in Pulp Fiction?
- well, we were both a bit upset. Yes, we had the man from Grease doin the dance, but it wasn't Adam West. It couldn't compare. But we hold no grudge against John because we understand when he did that dance he became a different man as we can see in Get Shorty.
If the Batusi is such good exercise, why does Batman have a pot belly?
- It's a disguise so no one suspects his true identity! It also doubles as an emergency Bat-shield for Robin!
Ok guys, last question: which of you is better at the Batusi
- well I don't think we can answer that. We each have out own unique styles that when put together transcend any visual experience known to man.
Thanks guys, now lets ask the villains a few questions. Catwoman, what do you think of the Batusi?
I think its so Purrrrrrrrrfect. Just seeing such a gorgeous man in tights shake his ass like that makes me want to MEOW like a kitten in mating season. That Robin of his is the kind of fit man I like but even in his green thong he can't groove to the beat like a hip cat. Mrrow, that was a Bat-pun! The only reason I still pine after a man who likes to cuff me and throw me in a truck is because of the Batusi. Any other man I'd dump, like yesterdays cat litter. Mrrrow, that Tim Hughes is hot too.
Penguin, you are one sophisticated feathery fink. What do you think of the Batusi?
Watch your mouth young man, I'm the Penguin mwah mwah. I don't need a Batusi to attract women. I just point my...err..umbrella at them and show them how a real man waddles. Mwah Mwah, that Batman could learn from me. I'm gonna waddle down to the caviar table if you don't mind. I hear a sexy Penguinette is waiting for me.
Joker, you are the craziest villain around. What do you think of the Batusi?
Well naturally an upright spasm that looks so delicious was created by me! It's really the Joke-tusi! Hoohoo haha! Delicious Delicious! The Joke-Tusi is really an advanced form of the Batusi where..well I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you! But mark my words, this time I won't take over a TV show to promote it: I'll just make the world laugh and Joke-tusi! I even created a Jokecave with Arune just to have a quiet place to practice. Hold on I have a call. Talk to you later *spraws interviewer in face with laughing gas*
Riddler, since you are so brilliant I left you for the end. What do you think of the Batusi?
Well it's quite obvious the Batusi is the complex work of my arch nemesis Batman! He used it to lure my female companion to her death and after that he never used it again because only a great intellect like myself could ever recognize the true brilliance of the Batusi. The subtle jiggle of his chest, the timed thrusts from his pelvis, oh the greatest riddle of all is why I didn't think of it first! Oh the humanity of it all! I am the greatest genius in Gotham and my only consolation is that Chief O'Hara didn't do it first!
Pictures and Sounds
Here are the sounds and pictures not on any other part of this site:
The Batusi Exec, the ultimate worshippers of the Batusi, may be contacted at BATUSI@ARUNE.COM
Don't feel bad if you can't Batusi. Only Lord West can.
Livin La Vida Robin
